Q. Why haven't I heard of you?
A. I'm Harrison. Now you have. Now I don't have to answer your question.
Q. What is this?
A.
(It's empty because I don't know yet.)
Q. If you and a date are out at a fancy restaurant--I'm talking really fancy, like suit and tie mandatory, a place where they actually wash the silverware after each use--and your date orders the lobster and the waiter brings your drink while eyeing the girl, quick, what's your favorite color?
A. Blue!
Q. How is this a FAQ if no one has ever asked these questions, let alone asked them frequently?
A. This is a Future Asked Questions. I'm psychic so I know what people will ask. And now that I've answered them and you've read this, no one will ask. So that's why you haven't seen anyone asking them.
A. I'm Harrison. Now you have. Now I don't have to answer your question.
Q. What is this?
A.
(It's empty because I don't know yet.)
Q. If you and a date are out at a fancy restaurant--I'm talking really fancy, like suit and tie mandatory, a place where they actually wash the silverware after each use--and your date orders the lobster and the waiter brings your drink while eyeing the girl, quick, what's your favorite color?
A. Blue!
Q. How is this a FAQ if no one has ever asked these questions, let alone asked them frequently?
A. This is a Future Asked Questions. I'm psychic so I know what people will ask. And now that I've answered them and you've read this, no one will ask. So that's why you haven't seen anyone asking them.
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