So Minnesota just arrived Thursday and we went out and had a drink and I sat there and tried to explain to the waitress that I don't drink but she brought a beer anyway and someone else drank it.
LA and Canada left this morning. While we waited for Director Lee to pick up Canada to take him to the train station, we sat around and chatted and they imparted the last bits of wisdom we'd soon forget. Negotiate everything. E-Mart has pretzels and American bacon. Canada also gave us things he couldn't take with him (toilet paper, slippers, books, pancake mix). Then it was time to go. We helped Canada carry down the luggage.
Well, Minnesota has been staying at Director Lee's. So when he picked up Canada, Minnesota hopped out and all the stuff we were taking from Canada's apartment was still in Canada's apartment.
So we showed Minnesota around: Here's how you turn on the hot water. Here's the AC remote. Here's the gas, etc. Oh, and by the way, all this stuff that's in your apartment is ours now.
Sorry we ransacked the place right in front of you.
LA and Canada left this morning. While we waited for Director Lee to pick up Canada to take him to the train station, we sat around and chatted and they imparted the last bits of wisdom we'd soon forget. Negotiate everything. E-Mart has pretzels and American bacon. Canada also gave us things he couldn't take with him (toilet paper, slippers, books, pancake mix). Then it was time to go. We helped Canada carry down the luggage.
Well, Minnesota has been staying at Director Lee's. So when he picked up Canada, Minnesota hopped out and all the stuff we were taking from Canada's apartment was still in Canada's apartment.
So we showed Minnesota around: Here's how you turn on the hot water. Here's the AC remote. Here's the gas, etc. Oh, and by the way, all this stuff that's in your apartment is ours now.
Sorry we ransacked the place right in front of you.
Wow... you're a jerk in all countries huh?
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